Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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