Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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