I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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