Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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