Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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