is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Your dad touched me again.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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