I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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