This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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