at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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