that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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