I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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