he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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