im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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