I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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