I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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