i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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