she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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