No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
It's never too late to be topless.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
My vagina just clenched in fear
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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