I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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