Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I am mentally ready for anal.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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