that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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