Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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