I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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