Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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