please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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