At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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