Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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