It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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