I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
try to milk me bitch
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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