I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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