we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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