i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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