Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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