my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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