i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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