I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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