I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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