There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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