Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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