The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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