After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Please don't give away my fajitas
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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