She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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