you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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