This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She's JV to your varsity
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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