"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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