If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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