dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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