Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk