I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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