i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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