They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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