do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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